Gobble Tank
Gobble Tank
the haunted aquarium that lives in your browser
A tank full of glowing, punning, spectral fish you can feed, spin in real 3D, and keep forever. It's already built and already selling — this campaign funds the rest: a feature that lets you design your own fish, a Tank Editor, and a whole year of drops.
You're not funding a maybe
Gobble Tank has been live in production for months — a working WebGL aquarium, a real shop, PayPal checkout, and fish that stay yours forever. The hard, risky part is done. Your pledge buys more world, not a promise.
Real-time 3D, mobile and desktop, no install. 27 fish across 5 packs already swim in real tanks owned by real players.
Cart, checkout, one-per-account ownership and instant delivery are live. Rewards are granted the second we build them — no fulfilment risk.
A new fish is a sculpt + a colour recipe — days, not weeks. We've shipped 27. Funding just lets us ship them faster and weirder.
The experience
Gobble Tank is cosy and collectible at once — the calm of watching fish drift, plus the itch of a shelf you want to fill. And the tank is yours — a personal, persistent aquarium tied to your free membership, not a throwaway page.
Nothing to download, nothing to install — a living 3D aquarium loads right in your browser, glowing spectral fish gliding through dark water.
A free membership is the whole point: it gives you your own personalised tank. Your fish, your shoal, saved forever and waiting on every device you sign in from.
Lower a treat and watch the shoal swarm it down to the bone. Then add packs of themed fish, spin each one in full 3D, and keep them in your tank for good.
The catalogue
Every pack is a shoal of characters. The jokes are the marketing — these are made to be shared.
Live packs today: Actor, Musical and the satirical Pollock-ticians — 18 fish and counting, priced £4.99–£5.99, with the seasonal packs returning in their season. Funding adds a whole year more.
Why you'll love it
No parcels, no "estimated delivery: next spring." The moment we sculpt a new fish, it's swimming in your tank — wherever in the world you are.
Sign up free and claim your own aquarium. Fill it, arrange it, make it yours — and it's saved forever, waiting for you on every screen you sign in on.
These aren't flat stickers. Spin every fish, zoom right in, watch it swim. Once it's yours, it's yours for good.
Drop El-Fish Presley in the group chat. Sharkira, Winston Church-gill, Donald Trout — you'll want to show every single one off.
It's just a website. Open it on the bus or at your desk — your tank is right there, no app store, no install, nothing to update.
Sink into the quiet of watching your fish drift... then spot the one pack you're missing. Easy to start. Very hard to put down.
What £8,000 unlocks
The headline reward for backing: stop collecting fish and start making them — then arrange your whole tank exactly how you like it.
Pick a body, paint its glow, name it, and drop it into your aquarium as a real, spinning 3D creature. Then open the Tank Editor to rearrange your shoal, choose who swims where, and make a tank that's unmistakably yours.
Stretch goals
These aren't vague promises bolted onto one codebase — each is an independent feature we ship on its own as the tide comes in.
Make your own fish and curate your tank. Delivered to every backer.
Share a link and swim through each other's aquariums. Gift a fish to someone else's tank.
Day/night cycle, fish that remember being fed, moods and idle behaviours. A tank that feels alive.
Cross two fish into a brand-new hybrid spectre — colours and shapes mixed into something no one else has.
Installable mobile app (iOS/Android) with a home-screen icon and gentle "your fish are hungry" nudges.
Back it · pick your tier
Every tier is delivered digitally and instantly to your Gobble Tank account. No postage, no waiting, no "estimated delivery: next spring."
A glowing backer badge in your tank, your name on the in-tank Founders' Wall, and early access to the Design-a-Fish beta.
Any one current pack of your choice, plus everything in Ghost Whisperer.
Any three packs, plus everything above. Mix seasonal and celebrity to taste.
Every current pack (all 27 fish) + every Year-One seasonal drop + early access to the Tank Editor. The whole ocean.
Everything in Tank Master, plus an exclusive backer-only "Founder's Glow" fish skin that's never sold in the shop.
We name a fish in an upcoming pack after you (or your cat, or your nemesis), plus Tank Master + Founder's Glow.
Co-design a real custom fish — your concept, our sculpt — that ships in a public pack, credited to you, plus everything above.
Your own themed pack concept brought to life, lifetime access to every pack we ever make, a headline spot on the Founders' Wall, and everything above.
Only 10 availableWhere the money goes
Because delivery is free, almost every pound goes into making more fish and building the feature you're here for.
The plan
We share the tank far and wide. Backer #1 gets bragging rights on the Founders' Wall.
Surveys out, badges and the Founders' Wall go live, every pledged pack lands in your tank.
Backers get first hands on the fish maker and help shape it before public launch.
The full editor opens to everyone; backers keep their early-access head start.
Halloween, Christmas and beyond — a year of new shoals, plus any stretch features you unlocked.
Straight talk
The headline feature is small and already scoped. Every stretch goal is an independent module we ship one at a time — not one fragile mega-update.
It already runs on mobile Safari and Chrome today, with reduced-motion and graceful fallbacks. Nothing here is unproven hardware.
A new fish is a sculpt plus a colour recipe — days, not weeks. We've already shipped 27, so the pace is a measured fact, not a hope.
Checkout and hosting are on stable, already-running infrastructure. No new dependency has to work for the first time.
Yes — every reward is delivered to your Gobble Tank account instantly. No parcels, no postage, nothing to lose in the mail.
Nothing at all — Gobble Tank runs in your browser on phone or desktop. No app store, no install.
Yes, and that's the point: a free membership is what gives you your own personalised tank — your fish, saved forever and synced across every device. It's free and takes a moment, and it's how your pledged rewards land in your tank.
It's all-or-nothing. If we don't reach the goal, no one is charged — but the tank stays live either way.
Forever, tied to your account and synced across every device you log in on.
Absolutely — that's the point. The tank and its shop are live right now.
You send us a concept; we sculpt it into a real 3D fish, ship it in a public pack, and credit you by name.
One tank. Endless fish.
Back Gobble Tank and you're not buying a promise — you're buying more of a thing that already works, and a say in what swims next.
Made by Real Wizardry — a tiny British studio building a whole enchanted arcade of browser games. Gobble Tank is the flagship of the tank. You're invited to help it grow.